Two women went out for a "girls' night out". They left the bar
inebriated and walked home. On the way home they both felt an urgent
need to relieve themselves, so they ducked into a dark cemetery where
they could have some privacy. Of course, they had no tissue.
The first one said, "I'll just remove my parties and use them and then discard them.
The second one said, "I have on some very fancy panties that I do not want to discard. I see a new bouquet with a ribbon on a grave. I will use that."
The next day the women's husbands talked and the husband of the first woman said, "This 'girls' night out' is getting out of hand. My wife came home drunk last night and as she got undressed, I saw that she had on no panties.
The husband of the second woman said, "That's nothing. My wife fell asleep face down and naked, and I saw that she had a card stuck to her butt that read, 'From all the men of Fire Station Number 9, we will never forget you.'"
The first one said, "I'll just remove my parties and use them and then discard them.
The second one said, "I have on some very fancy panties that I do not want to discard. I see a new bouquet with a ribbon on a grave. I will use that."
The next day the women's husbands talked and the husband of the first woman said, "This 'girls' night out' is getting out of hand. My wife came home drunk last night and as she got undressed, I saw that she had on no panties.
The husband of the second woman said, "That's nothing. My wife fell asleep face down and naked, and I saw that she had a card stuck to her butt that read, 'From all the men of Fire Station Number 9, we will never forget you.'"
